Oh, my Lanta!!! Another winning week. But are we really surprised, i have had only one losing week this year and might not have a second the way I’m seeing the board, it’s like I’m looking at that green screen on the matrix, it’s like I’m the John Wick of making picks, it’s like my 6th sense is making these picks. Except if I had a 6th sense, I would have told Bruce Willis he was dead at the beginning of that movie because that guy sucks, and while we are talking about him, I am gonna use this platform to say Die hard is overrated. Give me some Lethal Weapon over Die hard any day of the week. Enough about how bad Bruce Willis sucks let us talk about last week, it was a good one. Did we really think Geno was gonna come through in Primetime 😂. As for the Jags game I stand by that pick even tho they got murdered, they did not leave till Thursday because of the hurricane so it is not on them. Taking Lamar was blood money, but we will take it. Jim Harbaugh off a fucking heart attack basically LFG ! I’d love to say fuck you Andy Dalton but really, it is fuck me for being an idiot to think he would cover (I’ll fall for it again). My only regret on the lion’s game is that I did not throw more on it. As for the Giants game it might be balls or stupidity to bet a quarterback who is 2-14 against the spread on Primetime, we will chalk it up as a great mixture of both. As for the Bills game I was determined to ride them till they bounced back, and they did with a massive 4-unit cover. The only problem I am gonna have with this week’s picks is how much more I should bet over my usual, so let us get into it
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BRONCOS -2.5 vs saints
If there is one game, you are gonna take from this week take this. I am currently 5-1 ATS on Thursday nights, it does not get any more certain than that. I dont believe in the broncos but I believe in my disgusting Primetime Record this year. They have a better chance of finding Jimmy Hoffa than me missing this pick. Sean Payton is returning to the city that treated him to years of alcohol and prescription pill abuse, gotta hammer that revenge game factor.
Pick: Broncos -2.5
JAGUARS-5.5 vs patriots
Ok let us try this again. Favorites in London are dominant against the spread and the pats are a special kind of shitty. The Jags have been there an extra week, and I have myself convinced that counts for something.
Pick: Jags -5.5
PACKERS -2.5 vs Texans
Ok so the jersey choice is playing a major part of this pick. The Texans have not played a great game this year and I am still waiting to see it (for our Texas readers nobody gives a fuck you smoked the pats) Jordan Love is also really starting to heat up and even tho they cannot run the ball for shit I like the packers.
Pick: Packers -2.5
VIKINGS-1.5 vs lions
Let me repeat that the Vikings are undefeated ATS and coming off a bye. The public is gonna be hammering the lions catching points after how they have looked the last couple of weeks, do not over think it stick with the team that is a covering machine.
Pick: Vikings -1.5
Falcons -3 vs SEAHAWKS
Same logic I used last week but I am doubling down with a better team. Falcons play too close of games to like them as a favorite, especially a field goal favorite.
Pick: Seahawks +3
Eagles -3 vs GIANTS
Giants kept it close right up until the end last week against a much better offense than what Philly is rolling out and the eagles have a nonexistent pass rush so Danny Dimes should have time and Nabers is coming back.
Pick: Giants +3
49ERS -1.5 vs chiefs
Call me crazy but the chiefs have not been playing great this year. The only game their offense has looked good was against a fraudulent saint’s team. Yes, the 49ers redzone offense has looked like shit but luckily the chiefs do not score a ton. I love the 49ers in a Super Bowl revenge game.
Pick: 49ers -1.5
Jets -1.5 vs STEELERS
I have been waiting all fucking year for this moment. DangerRUSS is finally looking like he is gonna get the start, it is not ideal to bet against the jets the week they get Davonte Adams but I have way too much invested in RUSS takes to not bet his first start.
Pick: Steelers +1.5
That is all I have for this week; I hope these picks find you well. Good luck to everyone and if you are fading my picks you can go to hell. See you all next week
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