Okay okay enough of the gifs, but seriously let’s take a second to talk about last week. If you wanna skip this part where I pat myself on the back go ahead but I’m gonna give myself some lip service because I earned every piece of this. 8-0 ATS, I mean who the fuck does that? Did I do it for my followers? Maybe. Did I do it so I could suck my own dick on this blog? Guilty as charged. But the biggest reason I came through with the gutsiest most clutch performance of my life was for my family. To quote Dom Toretto “ the most important thing in life will always be family” I had that week so I could take them to Disney. I’m currently writing this 5 budlights deep at a Disney hotel next to my sleeping daughter which is probably the second most degenerate thing I’ve done this week, the other being me buying a $260 dollar light saber from Disney with some of my gambling winnings. I’m not even going to get into the actual games from last week and the fucking masters class I put on picking them. Just know I am on the heater of a lifetime and it continued into week 9 with hitting the jets on Thursday night ( if you follow the blog on IG you’d know). So let’s get into it
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TITANS -3 vs patriots
It’s gross I’m even putting this dog shit of a game on here, but to be honest these are my favorite games to bet on. This will probably be the least watched game of the weekend but I have to get it on.
Pick: Titans -3
RAVENS -9.5 vs broncos
This isn’t my favorite thing in the world but I think everyone is too high on the broncos after running a train on a bad schedule and on the flip side everyone is too low on the ravens after dropping one to division rival.
Pick: Ravens -9.5
CHARGERS -1.5 vs browns
Jameis was a cute story last week, but let’s not act like he wasn’t same old Jameis. He threw 3 balls that were dropped picks last week, he’s bound to get burned this week.
Pick: Chargers -1.5
BILLS -5.5
Gonna keep this one short and sweet. When Tua is on the road against winning teams he’s 3-8-1 against the spread
Pick: Bills -5.5
Falcons-3 vs COWBOYS
I don’t like this game at all. I fucking love it and I have no reason to think that way, this is just my gut saying the cowboys are due.
Pick: Cowboys +3
Eagles -7.5 vs JAGUARS
The Jags are the right amount of frisky lately to cover this big of a number.
Pick: Jaguars
Lions -2.5 vs PACKERS
So again this one is a short and sweet analytics play. Lafleur is 73% ATS as an underdog, take the Points.
Pick: Packers +2.5
That’s it for this week, I hope these picks find your betting board, and if they didn’t I do not know what you’re thinking. I just want to leave you with one last thing about the perfect week and moving forward “Hard work pays off, dreams come true, bad times don’t last, but bad guys do!”
TAKE THE POINTZ 