Well it’s not my favorite thing writing these after a .500 week, I guess that’s why I waited until 4am in the back of an Uber to write it. Let’s start with the bad news, this Uber driver is older than me definitely lives in his moms basement and i definitely might end up a lampshade before I get home. The good news is last week was not a losing week. The blog is still floating close to that magical 60% cover rate so life is good. There’s not a ton to talk about from last week since I broke even. But I will say fuck the chiefs and all hail Josh Allen. While we’re on the topic am I the only one who thinks Josh is dating down? Hailey Steinfield is not hot and I’ll die on that hill, but whatever he is torching defenses every week covering the spread the man can do whatever he wants. Ok so this week is off and running with another huge Thursday night cover. If you’re not counting that is 10-2 on Thursday nights, you can blow me later for those picks, we have a real potential doomsday scenario with 3 games coming up on Thanksgiving but we can worry about that later, let’s get into it
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CHIEFS -10.5 vs panthers
This goes against every bone in my body and breaks one of the biggest rules of the blog. Mahomes does not cover big spreads, but let’s be real here it’s the fucking panthers. The only thing the panthers can kinda do is run the ball and the chiefs are filthy against the run. Chiefs are gonna come up pissed off after the loss to the bills, I like them big in this spot.
PICK: Chiefs -10.5
Commanders -10.5 vs COWBOYS
This might be the most disgusting bet that I’ve put in since I’ve been doing this blog, it is truly a disgusting bet. That being said I have to get it on, the cowboys hung around a little against the Texans last week and Jayden Daniels has come back down to earth.
PICK: Cowboys +10.5
LIONS -7.5
Ok so a road favorite laying 7.5 against Anthony Richardson who is 8-3 ATS in his career and covered 5 straight as an underdog. After re reading that the trends obviously say take the colts and the public is all over the lions. I’m still on the lions they are mowing teams down right now and I’m not going to get cute and try and get in the way of the train.
PICK: LIONS -7.5
Seahawks -1.5 vs CARDINALS
Hammering the cards catching points
Seattle got a miracle win off of an overvalued 49ers team and there’s no way they should be favored in this spot #takethepointz
PICK: Cardinals +1.5
Eagles -2.5 vs RAMS
Eagles are on a heater right now, they also haven’t really beaten anyone great and Stafford is starting to heat up. Take the free points but don’t be afraid to sprinkle that moneyline.
PICK: Rams +2.5
Ravens -2.5 vs CHARGERS
Chargers 7-2-1 ats this year 👀👀. We all know I’ll fade Lamar any chance I can get, I also cannot get over how bad that ravens secondary. You have to roll with the home dog in this spot.
PICK: Chargers +2.5
That’s it for this week. Let’s crush this slate so we have a nice bank roll for Thursdays games. I hope these picks find your gambling board
TAKE THE POINTZ 