Thanksgiving Emergency Bets

Me coming off of my second losing week this year

Well thanksgiving has arrived that means eating, gambling, and ignoring your family like a degenerate. It is not that we want to gamble on thanksgiving, it’s that we fucking need to. Nobody wants to indulge in the same bullshit conversations we have every year at these get togethers, we need a distraction and that distraction is a full day of football. I’m writing this the night before with a clear head because I know tomorrow morning I will have a crippling hangover. Last week is on me I got cocky and was flying too close to the sun, that’s on me. Film preparation wasn’t where it needed to be, writing the blog in an Uber on the way home from a night filled with alcohol and lustful sinning. Does not matter this week we get back on track and it starts with Thursdays slate, the normal blog will drop Sunday but when you’re 10-2 on Thursdays you just have to ride the lightning, so let’s get after it:

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Lions -9.5 vs BEARS

Me texting my bookie that I’m going to ruin his thanksgiving

Okay so this is may not be the most ideal bet in the world. The lions are 9-1-1 ATS that’s fucking intense. I’m taking the spot here 9.5 points in a division game on a short week it’s just a huge number, Caleb also has been showing flashes, if the bears run defense can hold it down this should be a cover.

Pick: Bears +9.5

Cowboys -3.5 vs GIANTS

Tom Devito after his first start

If you’re going to bitch about this game being on TV and you say you’re not going to watch it then you can stop reading. Any football is good football and it’s an opportunity to gamble. It took possibly the worst special teams day in nfl history by the commanders for the cowboys to cover, they won’t get that kind of luck again and I like the Drew Lock bump.

Pick: Giants +3.5

PACKERS -3.5 vs dolphins

I’ll just leave this here

Don’t try and get cute with this one it is going to be 19 degrees at kickoff and Tua looks like a kid wearing three winter jackets trying to throw a snowball, when it is this kind of weather.

Pick: Packers -3.5

That is all I have for today enjoy getting fat on turkey and these picks, see you all Sunday 😎

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