Hope everyone had a good Turkey day and made some money. I had a 2-1 day and took my disgusting Thursday record to 12-3, there are not many certainties in life but me picking a game on a Thursday is a sure thing. I have to keep this winning week alive and I will, after the Thursday games I spent the next few days introducing my daughter to the mighty ducks trilogy. She is now referring to Charlie Conway as her boyfriend and I’m officially already questioning her taste in men. If we’re talking about guys on the team you’d want your daughter to date it’s very limited on that team, and I have some thoughts on why based on a combination of their skill level and them as a person
Jessie Hall: Locker room cancer and didn’t bring his brother to the Olympics, no family values
Fulton Reed: Can’t skate and is probably homeless.
Dean Portman: Wildcard on and off the ice and would end up responding to a Chris Benoit situation at some point.
Charlie Conway: Loser move pulling himself in the sequel then turns into a total asshole in the 3rd movie and shows 0 leadership qualities whatsoever.
Greg Goldberg: Lazy and ended up a drug addict in real life, enough said.
Luis Mendoza: This guy can’t stop on off the ice, dude ended up hooking up with the varsity captains girlfriend. Let’s be real this guy definitely ended up getting a girl pregnant in high school and is definitely bartending at the Cheesecake Factory.
Adam Banks: Yes his family is rich that’s a plus, but this kid is made of glass he’s literally hurt all the time. Zero chance this kid ended up making it to the pros if he can’t play through a sprained wrist.
Lester Averman: This guy is just way too much of a smart ass and would end up getting drunk at a family party, then getting his ass kicked
Gee Germaine: This is the only guy on the entire roster that I would trust with my daughter. Dude is just rock solid as a player no red flags and a total gentleman with Connie the entire series.
Ok so let’s get into the week here
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CHARGERS -1.5 vs falcons
Yes the chargers burned me last week but I am not ready to give up on them yet. They are way too physical of a team for Atlanta.
Pick: Chargers -1.5
Colts -2.5 vs PATRIOTS
This game absolutely scares the shit out of me. Only reason this game is making the blog is because the colts played the lions the week before and teams that play them simply do not cover the next week.
Pick: Patriots +2.5
Bengals -3 vs Steelers
This man has been a cash cow since taking over
Russ has been on a covering heater this year and I’ve previously talked about Mike Tomlin catching points is a must bet on.
Pick: Steelers +3
Vikings -3.5 vs CARDINALS
Cardinals looked like absolute shit last week, that’s why I love them in a bounce back spot this week. Sam Darnold has also quietly been coming back down to earth.
Pick: Cardinals +3.5
RAMS -2.5 vs saints
I have no idea what to make of the rams this year they are so up and down, they are week at tackle but I don’t think the saints can get after stafford enough for that to be a issue.
Pick: RAMS -2.5
Ravens -3 vs EAGLES
Lamar as a short favorite is a stud and we all know his record value the nfc is filthy, but Philly is elite. Birds would be my nfc Super Bowl pick right now I like Jaylen to carve up that bad ravens secondary
Pick: Eagles +3
That’s all I’ve got for this week, I hope you followed Thursdays picks and if you didn’t jump on this week.
TAKE THE POINTZ 