Well hello there, I am back and ready to do some damage today. I am coming off of a rare losing week, and I will just say last week was a fucking fluke and i would not let stop you from following this week. I was blessed enough to have some kind of food poisoning or stomach bug that my child brought home from pre k. Listen, kids are the fucking best, but paying an extra mortgage payment for child care sucks especially when they bring home some kind of disease once a month. You can count on burning a sick day and feeling like Jenny Gump without the aids monthly, although being recently divorced maybe it is aids, only time wil tell. Anyways we are coming down to the home stretch here, it is crunch time, this isn’t just gambling, this is your ambitions, your hopes, your dreams, your soul on a roll, todays gambling slate it is do or die, win or cry. This gambling season has Been good to me and it will continue to be good to me for these last few weeks, so if you have not jumped on the picks there has never been a better time. So let’s get into the picks :
DOLPHINS +2.5 vs Texans
As much I hate tua I love him this spot. The dolphins offense has been cruising since Tua last broke out a fencing pose
and CJ stroud has been regressing big time. The dolphins catching points here is easy money.
Pick: Dolphins +2.5
BROWNS +4.5 vs Chiefs
Ok bad news is the chiefs find some bullshit way to every single week, the good news is they have dropped 7 straight against the spread and here that is all we care about. Again 7 straight times they have not covered, they are a cash cow to fade and you’ve gotta roll with that. That chiefs offensive line is just down right offensive and the browns will be able to heat up Mahomes, and let’s be honest Jameis Winston fears no man, if you are going to sprinkle the moneyline on a dog this week this is the spot.
Pick: Browns +4.5
COWBOYS +2.5 vs panthers
There is no world where the panthers should be favored LOL.
Pick: COWBOYS +2.5
EAGLES -5.5 vs Steelers
This line stinks, every asshole in the world is going to be on the steelers, so naturally we have to fade. George Pickens being out is a big deal and the Steelers offense didn’t look the same without him .
Pick: Eagles -5.5
BILLS +2.5 vs lions
This is not my favorite game of the week, the lions running game could be a major issue for the bills. Buuuuuttttt Josh Allen rarely loses back to back games and he is completely dialed in and I like him to make a few more plays than Goff if this thing turns into a shootout.
Pick: Bills +2.5
PACKERS -2.5 vs Seahawks
Another line that makes no sense to me, packers might be the second best team in the NFC and the top 3 teams in the NFC north have only lost 3 games outside of division, they are just mowing teams down. This is easy money
Pick: Packers -2.5
FALCONS -4.5 vs raiders
Yeah I’m committed to the falcons this week. I ride them into the toilet every fucking week, cousins has not thrown a touchdown in like a month, there’s no way he can continue to be this bad. This is a desperation bet from your boy.
Pick: Falcons -4.5
That is all I have for this week, let us get back on track this week and make some fucking money
TAKE THE POINTZ 