Welcome back, your boy has returned with a vengeance. First off let me just say i apologize for missing the last couple weeks. I am fully aware that some of you degenerates out there can’t pick a game if your life depended on it. Sometimes life happens and you have to make tough choices. I choose to blog, even if it costs me a second marriage you will never see me take a break from this blog again, that is a promise. Well the regular season is over, it’s time to put the women and children to sleep and go looking for some fucking dinner, or in some cases time to get even or get even worse depending on how your gambling went. There is no room for error in with only 13 games left, it’s time to come with me if you want to live. I finished the regular season at a staggering 59% and I’ve never been more dialed in, all I am doing for the next month is picking winners getting jacked and rack up kills, so the time is now, follow me
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CHARGERS -3 vs Texans
Justin Herbert and Jim Harbaugh, as I live and breathe. This blog has a strong Houston following and I almost feel bad picking against them, however all is fair in love and war, I have been finding this out on the tinder game post divorce. Bottom line is that the chargers are 3-0 ats on short weeks this year.
Pick: Chargers -3
STEELERS +9.5 vs ravens
Oh baby are we back. First post in a few weeks I have to fade Lamar baby. There is a laundry list of reasons to fade Lamar and here is a few more. Underdogs are covering at 74% in this series over the last 20 years in this series. Tomlin 6-1 as a dog vs Lamar. Lamar has never won a playoff game where his defense has let up more than 13 points. I could give stats for days but why say no when it feels sooooo good to say yes.
Pick: Steelers +9.5
BILLS -8.5
Bo lololololol. I’m not going to google rookie stats in their first playoff game but it is really bad. We are talking about the 7 seed coming into orchard park two days after finding out Josh Allen did not get first team all pro. If you think the broncos have any chance at covering this game you have problems, I’m talking diddy problems , you should probably reconsider your life decisions.
Pick: Bills -8.5
PACKERS +4.5 bs eagles
Taking the packers to cover against the eagles was one of my first bets of the year it only feels right to take it again in the playoffs. Jaylen Hurts hasn’t touched a ball in three weeks, he is going to be about as useful as Michael J Fox in a handwriting contest. For some reason I cannot quit the packers, 4.5 is just too much to pass up.
Pick: Packers +4.5
COMMANDERS +3 vs buccaneers
This is easily the game I am most unsure about, but I still love it . Baker is a wild card and is guaranteed to throw the pill to the other team. Daniels is like watching a hot knife go through butter.
Pick: Commanders +3
VIKINGS-2.5 vs rams
I have been looking to sell stock on Sam Darnold all season and last week was as perfect of a reason as any. Buuuuttt there is also a huge body of work where he has been crushing all year. The rams have been obnoxiously up and down all year and I am not going to ride with them. It kills me to fade Stafford but I can’t trust him in this spot, and the entire world is going to bail on the Vikings after last week, not this guy, my spirit is as ready as my body to get let down by Sam Darnold
Pick: -2.5 Vikings
We are so back and and I have never been more ready to get it on. You may not want these picks, but let’s be real you need these picks. So jump on and let us get rich
TAKE THE POINTZ 