That’s right, your boy is all the way back. I was a little rusty in the wild card round but I bounced back with a 2-1-1 week. Honestly that Texans game was bullshit, their scumbag kicker cost an easy cover, but the chiefs punter took that wild safety like a fucking hero to get the push. There is only three games to bet on the rest of the season. Every game here on out should be a minimum 8 unit play, last few games of the year you can’t hold anything back. This is the time of the year legacies are defined, the pressure couldn’t be any higher.
EAGLES -6 vs commanders
Maybe this is a spite pick because the commanders fucked me so hard last week, but I just think Philly has way too many dudes. Washington is a cute story but the clocks about to strike midnight on these nerds. Laying 6 points against a division rival isn’t my favorite thing, but there’s a couple stats I heard this week that I’m hyper fixated on and that’s why I’m unloading on the birds. Lane Johnson hasn’t let up a sack since week 14 of last year, that sums up how disgusting this o line is, and their d line is just as dominant. Next stat that spoke to my autism, teams all time that have had to play 4 straight road games are 0-7 all time ( commanders are traveling for the 4th straight week)
Pick: Eagles -6
BILLS +1.5 vs chiefs
Here we go, let’s put the women and children to sleep and go looking for some fucking dinner. It’s time to knock this ketchup eating Kermit the frog sounding mother fucker out of the playoffs. There is an old saying that it’s hard to beat a team three times, well no quarterback has ever knocked off another quarterback four times in the playoffs, so I am going to bet on the side of history that it won’t happen today. Anyone who has eyes and a pulse can tell you Josh Allen has been better than Mahomes this year. Chiefs O line is still a weak spot and they fuck a fucking guard at left tackle 😂. Love the bills in this one to finally get over the hump, this will be the blogs biggest play of the year, we’re calling it my daughters college fund game.
Pick: Bills +1.5
A above average gambler once told me “it’s time to get even or time to get even worse”. With only three games left it is time to hammer these games more than ever, bet whatever you are down for the year to get back to even, bet what you are up on the year so you can double it, take your shot
TAKE THE POINTZ 