TAKE THE POINTZ

Here we are ladies and gentlemen here we are. Wait a minute let’s be real no chicks are reading this, and if there are they have problems. We made it, the last dance if you will. It’s the Super Bowl, we are going to dive into the game in a minute, but I’d like to reflect on the season we had. I’d like to thank everyone for the clicks this season, going into this game we’ve had 2499 clicks, most visited to witness failure and we came pretty close after going 1-5 in week 2. After getting carved up worse than someone who got a late night visit from OJ Simpson (rip juice) in the comments section, your boy bounced back and finished the playoffs and regular season with a 75-55-2 record ATS. We didn’t say it was going to be easy we just said we were going to get it done. To those who rooted against the blog, please keep fueling my fire, to those who were smart enough to tail these picks, follow me into the fire one more time this weekend.

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EAGLES +1.5 vs chiefs

You better believe I am going against the chiefs for the 9th straight playoff game. How has that strategy worked out you might ask? 0-7-1 to be exact. All that means is that I am due, I am going to catch this falling knife. This game has a double digit win written all over it. First of all the chiefs are one of worst covering teams to ever make the Super Bowl 9-9-1. The Eagles on the other hand are a covering machine at 14-6. Yes the chiefs have a massive advantage at QB and coach, after that top to bottom the lineups aren’t even close. The birds are disgusting in the trenches, the chiefs O line is suspect we saw that against the Texans, Houston just didn’t have the fire power to keep up or slow down the spags blitz, eagles have the line to shut that shit down no problem. Another key stat, Mahomes has a 85 rating in the Super Bowl 🫣🫣. Last time these teams met in the Super Bowl chiefs got a scoop and score and a punt return down to the 5, that horse shoe isn’t going to stay up their ass forever. Mahomes has also thrown a pick in 3 out of his 4 super bowls so if you are looking for a prop bet that is about as safe as one that is out there. Luck don’t last forever lawn boy, and the clock is about to strike midnight on this dynasty, hammer the birds.

PICK: EAGLES +1.5

That is all I have for this year I hope you all made some money and got a few laughs out of this season. I live for the rush of betting on these games and the grind that goes with it, even if it means watching tape of the jags vs titans on a Tuesday morning. So long, au revoir, see you when the clouds come home.