Last week I said I was back, I lied. I am sooooooo fucking back. Your boy going 6-2 out of the gate, fucking kidding me? I am dialed in and the board looks like the fucking matrix to me. I am not even going to gloat about last week because at this point, these are just the weeks I expect out of myself. Week two is off and running and so is your boy. If you follow the blogs IG you got the packers covering Thursday night. With that packers cover that brought the blogs career Thursday night record to an absolutely disgusting 15-3 record ATS. This weeks card is going to be pretty gross, all I can do is you to trust that this blog has been printing money and jump into the fire with me
BROWNS +11.5 vs ravens
I get it, this is gross. We’re betting the number here. Give me a divisional double digit dog everytime. With this big of a number the back door is literally always open. Ravens secondary is a pretty big concern, I like old man Flacco to move the ball and the browns defense ugly it up to keep it close.
Pick: BROWNS +11.5
RAMS – 5.5 vs titans
Titans are bad, like really fucking bad. The Broncos did everything they could to keep titans in the game last week and they still lost by 8. Rams are a better defense and this is a real offense, give me the rams.
PICK: RAMS -5.5
BEARS +6.5 vs lions
Ok this is also gross. Caleb looked like shit last week, he’s due for a bounce back and this is Ben Johnson’s Super Bowl and I think he’ll know how to cut the legs out from under Jared Goff , who has never won an nfl start without Sean mcvay or Ben Johnson.
PICK : BEARS +6.5
BILLS -6.5 vs jets
We’re going to keep this one very simple, the bills average margin of victory in division is 10.5.
PICK: BILLS -6.5
DOLPHINS -2.5 vs patriots
This might be the grossest bet in the history of the blog. But I love smashing a team at home coming off of a blowout . Geno had all day throwing against the pats last week and the patriots are down their #1 corner again. I like Tua to have some time and stay on schedule and have a day .
PICK: DOLPHINS -2.5
Eagles -1.5 vs chiefs
Jalen owns this chiefs defense. Eagles offense came out firing on opening night before the weather delay. As far as the chiefs , I have no idea what they do good offensively. That offense line was wooooofffff, birds are gonna own the trenches AGAIN
PICK : EAGLES -1.5
Well that’s all I have for this week. If you didn’t follow my picks last week, you must hate money . Don’t make the same mistake two weeks in row. Let’s make some fucking monneeeyyy
TAKE THE POINTZ 