Week 4 picks

Blog took a beating last week

Last week was rough, there’s no other way to spin it. Am I worried ? Absolutely not . To quote the dark knight “ The night is darkest before the dawn” I am absolutely built for this shit. Adversity is a gift, and besides my FanDuel account getting cleaned out it was absolutely a gift. An opportunity to get better. It can’t get much lower than last weeks two wins, just based on pure statistical data this week has to be better. And it will be. I don’t think I’ve ever had a week with so many favorites on the card, so it first I was a bit nervous, but then I remembered who the fuck I am.

STEELERS +2.5 vs Vikings

It comes down to this man for me. I feel like after last weeks blowout win everyone is going to be on the Vikings. I’m not betting on Carson wentz, I’ve been hurt too many times before and he was taking sacks against the bengals. Steelers defense hasn’t been great but I’m not gonna trust wentz to light them up.

Pick STEELERS +2.5

EAGLES -3.5 vs Bucs

Mood, if you don’t like this pick

The Bucs have been down to the wire every single week, that luck has to run out at some point. The Bucs offense hasn’t exactly been setting the world on fire, they’re also banged up going into this one.

PICK EAGLES -3.5

LIONS-9.5 vs browns

I just really want some fucking Applebees

We’re not overthinking this one. Dan Campbell is 22-6 against the spread when he’s coming off of a win of 6 or more.

PICK LIONS -9.5

CHARGERS -6.5 vs giants

Ever since Herbert has started getting laid he’s been on a heater. We like this. Also I’m not going to trust Jaxson dart making his first start against a harbaugh team, I don’t care how hot his mom is

The mom in question

Pick CHARGERS -6.5

Rams -3.5

This Daniel jones will show up at some point

Colts have been beating up on cupcakes, October is basically here and Indiana jones is about to turn into a pumpkin.

PICK RAMS -3.5

RAVENS -2.5 vs chiefs

Honestly I hate I’m picking this game. The write foundation of this blog was built on fading Mahomes and Lamar, it’s in the blogs DNA, this what what do. I’m temped just to pick a tie on this because I hate both of these guys so much. But at the end of the day the chiefs offense is still broken and we fade until they get off of life support.

Well that’s all I’ve got for this week, now If you’ll excuse me I have to put in parlays during my kids soccer practice.

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